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Improving Relationships, One Fucking Couple at a Time

Improving Relationships, One Fucking Couple at a Time

Did You Know – What is in Ejaculate?

You are what you eat.  At least that is what has been hammered in our brains since the food pyramid became popular.  But the good news is that the healthy foods your body takes in, eventually come out.  But not in a way you may think.

proteins in ejaculate

Both male and female ejaculate contains carbs, amino acids, and proteins.  When the ejaculate fluid dries, it will dry yellowish depending on the amount of protein in the secretion.  The higher the protein found in the secretions of the ejaculate, the more yellow it will dry

Ordinary Life is Not Interesting

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Did You Know?

Life is a lot like toilet paper.  You’re either on a roll, or taking shit from some asshole

The pressure is on, I fear I might leak.
A bush or toilet is what I seek.
Don’t make me laugh or sit on my belly,
And having to hold it makes my legs jelly.
Don’t make sounds of water or don’t even tickle
Or I may dance in pain or let out a trickle.

As necessary as going to the bathroom to relieve yourself may be, you may be disturbed to know that almost all toilet paper has formaldehyde and chlorine residue on them.

Do you want your bottom to smell like formaldehyde, the chemical that is used in some funeral homes to embalm the deceased?  We don’t.

Looking to Reconnect With Your Mate? Try Using Your Senses

If you’ve been with your partner for years, then you know how easy it is to fall out of like (or even love) with them.  You probably fell into the same old mundane routine that most long-term committed couples go through:

Wake up, go to work, come home, eat (maybe you have dinner together, maybe not).  It’s easy to feel disconnected from your partner after you have put in time together.

Look inside of your soul for the person you loved.  Reconnect with your partner, and remember how pleasurable they once were, just by using your senses.

When it comes to reconnecting with your mate you want to:

  • Start with a gentle touch.  Caress your lover with long sensual strokes up and down the curves of their body. Feel how wonderful their skin feels against tips of your fingers.
  • Embrace your partner as if it is the first time the two of you have been together.  Pull your lover closer to you, as if you never want to let them go.
  • Use your tongue and taste their flesh.  Allow your lips to ever so gently graze theirs, while you drink in the sweet saltiness of their essence.
  • Inhale your partners fragrance.  Burrow your nose deeply into them and enjoy their aura.  Your love is better than the fragrance of your perfume.
  • Look at how beautiful you are in your lovers’ eyes! Gaze at your partner.  Look into their soul and be reminded of how you once felt and relax knowing that the fire is still there for you.

Always remember…Love is patient

Did You Know? You are washing your panties the wrong way

“Pleasing is the fragrance of your fruit”

Is there anything more intoxicating than the heady scent coming from a woman?  I dare say no.  Ok, usually not.  But in order to enjoy that perfume that spreads from our legs to tickle the senses, we must be clean.  Not just cleaning our ladybits, but also the panties we wear.

When washing our undies, we should use a mild, unscented detergent that is free of perfumes and dyes.  Think baby detergent.  It’s gentle enough not to irritate a baby’s new, and delicate skin, so it will be gentle enough on our most intimate areas.

  • After washing your undies, use the extra rinse cycle on your machine if available.
  • Avoid using fabric dryer sheets – they leave residue on the fabric and when it come in contact with your delicate areas, it can rub off and cause skin irritation.  (If you want your panties to smell like a garden or some other heavenly body, use potpourri or drawer sachets instead).

Everybody Should Know This About Anal Sex

Once upon a time, Bob wanted his girlfriend, Sally to engage in Heterosexual Anal Intercourse. Sally, being the good 20 something girl that she is, said, oh no, I can’t do that – it’s bad, none of my friends are into that!.  Well, hold on for a second, Sally, recent discoveries in the National Institute of Health Library of Medicine say otherwise.

Anal sex. Butt Fucking.  Digging down in the brown eye.  No matter what term you use for Rear Entry Intercourse, anal sex is very popular among heterosexual women between the ages of 15 – 44.

Anal Sex Popular Among This Group

In the past 12 months, researchers have discovered that heterosexual anal intercourse is prevalent in women with higher incomes and education levels.  Hey now! No one ever tells you that on college tours.  Enjoying anal sex is another reason to go to college and get that degree.

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So for all of you Sally’s out there, ride Sally ride! Why? Because the anus if full of sensitive nerve endings that feel amazing when stimulated with a well- lubricated finger, anal specific pleasure item, or penis.

 

 

WATCH: Wacky Video Illustrates Why Everyone Should Carry Their Own Condoms

If you thought you’ve seen all of the public service announcements you can take on condom use, this video by Bright Canvas Films will have you thanking your lucky stars.  With their fun, quirky and creative take on public service ads, they demonstrate why girls (uh, everyone) should always carry their own condoms.

Has the Passion Fizzled in Your Relationship? Don’t Let it Happen to You. Put the SIZZLE Back TONIGHT!

Pleasure Your Mate Month

When it comes to satisfying your mate, their pleasure should be your #1 priority. No need to wait for February to display love and affection on Valentine’s day when you automatically get more days in September.  Celebrate Pleasure Your Mate Month in September, for more time to bump and grind.

We, at embracedesires.com want to make sure that you have what you need to give your mate as much pleasure as they can enjoy, not just for a month, but all year round.

New Positions

sex positions Bronzed reverse cowgirl embracedesiresMissionary style sex positions have been performed since you first lost your virginity; at least that is true for us. Break away from ordinary vanilla sex: Try a new position to reignite passion. Embrace the sensual creature that is within you. It is easy to add mystery and intrigue into your bedroom romp. Get some position inspiration from Cosmo’s 28 Mind-Blowing Lesbian Sex Positions, or simply climb on top of your lover, and just as he gazes into your beautiful eyes thinking that he will be entering you while you eyes are locked on each other, turn your body facing away from him giving him a full and wondrous view of all of that junk in your trunk – yes, show off your Badonk! He’ll enjoy a handful of your booty as you ride him Reverse Cowgirl style. Yee Haw!

Talk That Talk

SextingTechnology has made it challenging to engage in stimulating conversations. Use the advancements that are already at your fingertips. Send a flirty text, “I’m thinking of you..guess what I’m doing” or for a more dirty text, send the following, “I need to fuck you“, to your partner.  If time and opportunity allows, Face Time your mate, Android users will have to go for video chat, in the nude and let them watch you fondle yourself or perform a strip tease.  Don’t have the time to chat?  Send them a sultry picture message, don’t worry about prying eyes, there are plenty of apps that can delete your picture and message after it’s sent.

Different Locations

The bedroom is usually the most convenient location to make love. You wake up horny, roll over and jump on your partner.  Change the ambiance if the bedroom is your only option. Do something out of the ordinary. Pleasure your partner with the lights on if the lights are usually off. Notice the sweat dripping from your partner’s skin. ooh, yes…You did that! How’s that for arousal?

Be Aware of Your Surroundings

When you are ready and able to try different locations for your sexual encounters, release your inhibitions and accept your adventurous self (be mindful of any local indecency laws in your area). Try this: Go out for a nice evening –sans panties of course, seize the opportunity for a quick scandalous tryst in a public bathroom, outside, alongside a building, on an empty train car, or a park.Be adventurous

If you are more of an indoors type of lover, ride your mate once you park your car in the garage, or other safe location. But hurry before the parking attendant comes checking on you. If you have a garage attached to your home, you are in luck, because you can just get it in your own garage.

When you finally make it home, you can engage in coitus UN-interruptus right there on the stairs. If you live in an apartment building, you have the heightened adrenaline rush of your neighbors walking up or down the stairs and getting a glimpse of you mid stroke.

Car

Damn those comfy bucket seats that cradles you oh so nicely! They are not the most sex friendly, we know. No one likes having the gearshift pressing so hard against their flesh that it leaves you numb, or your ass honking the horn when it gets sooo good. So it’s climbing into the backseat you two go. (That’s why pick-up trucks were really made).

Because Toys, ARE Us!

“Love has no limits (but it does have a safe word)”.

Sensual restraintsForget sending roses to turn on your partner. Surprise your loved one with a set of sexy restraints made from luxurious sensual silk. The decadent feel of soft, smooth fabric against her skin as you bind her hands is intoxicating. Make your lover your sex slave, even if it is only for the night. Remember your safe word. Once you have your partner tied up, reach for a powerful, yet quiet vibrator and stimulate her clitoris, varying the intensity. Ladies, you can blindfold you man and slip a comfortable ring on his (no, not his finger) already stiffening manhood and enjoy his cockiness.

Pleasuring your partner made easy, by embracedesires.com 😉

Open Up – Advice

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Share Your Thoughts – Open Up with Embracedesires.com

So we’ve been asked this question by more than one person and realized that it needed an answer.  While we are not psychiatrists, nor are we psychologists, we do have a bit of experience in relationships.

You can always open up with us.

Q: I’m a woman in her mid twenties and was asked by this guy that I just started seeing (we haven’t even had sex yet but he had the nerve to ask)  how many sexual partners have I had. I thought that was an inappropriate and invasive question and I stop talking to him. Am I  overreacting? I don’t think that is any of his business.

A:  In this day and age of increasing cases of H.I.V., and other STI’s on the rise, it is important to have the discussion of previous partners and past sexual activity.  That being said, disclosure of past exposures or contractions of STI’s should be a conversation to have with any potential partner before you become intimate.  It is the responsible thing to do.

Tell us what you think this woman should do.  Is she being immature for cutting this guy off?

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