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Things to do for your partner on Valentines Day

Do it the Write way

Write a love note, or a few simple phrases on a blank card or nice paper and leave it for them to see.

Take a Vacation

Unable to take that fantasy vacation? Find a quiet place somewhere in your house, then transform it with pictures or cushions. Or take a trip to your local botanical garden, beach, lake or park and call it your own “paradise”. Don’t forget to bundle up if it’s cold.

Include the family

For those with children, include them in this special celebration of love.  Give them little candies and cards.  Or set aside time to make cards and special meals together.

Throw caution to the wind

If you don’t mind the crowds or the wait go to your favorite restaurant. If you forgot to or just cannot get reservations to your favorite restaurant, check the local listings of culinary school students who are willing to cater your favorite or new favorite meal.

Most importantly, show your partner and your family love every day.  Don’t wait for a specific date to celebrate. Be affectionate to one another.  Be afraid not of what others will think if you are; concern yourself when you cease to shower your partner with love.

Hope for the single person

You are not alone.  Call up some of your friends who are also without partners or for those whose partners can’t be with them on Valentine’s Day). Have a potluck “Love Celebration”.  Celebrate friendships, companionship, celebrate life.

Toast to all the loves you all have had and toast to the love yet to come.

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Anal Sex Tips

You’ve been considering giving anal sex a try, but you weren’t sure if you will enjoy it.  We know the feeling.  We were there once before and wanted to share some of our experiences we’ve had with you. The most important thing you can do is
Relax!   The anus is full of sensitive nerve endings that can feel amazing when stimulated by a tongue, finger, penis, or toy.
Before engaging in any anal sex activity, you should be completely prepared – mentally and physically.  Foreplay before anal sex is not only fun, but downright necessary.
Here are our top ten tips for enjoying anal sex:

1.     Cleanliness is…Important
You want all of your intimate moments to be memorable, especially your anal sex experience.   You just don’t want to remember any brown residue after your partner withdraws from your anus.  This residue could be fecal matter and/or a combination of fecal matter and mucus membranes.  There isn’t much you can do to eliminate your mucus membranes, but you can control your bowels.    Prior to engaging in anal sex include a diet high in fiber to keep your colon clean.  Short on time?  Try using an anal douche or enema about an hour before intercourse.  This will allow any remaining fluid from the enema or douche to exit your body making your experience more comfortable.  Remember, you can jump into the shower afterward to refresh yourself and your partner.

2.     Keep it Wet
By wet, we mean your intestines.  Drink plenty of water.    This may sound silly but, when you don’t drink enough water, your body becomes dehydrated.  Water hydrates your intestines and helps elimination by producing softer stools.  If you are dehydrated you may become constipated.  Constipation = Uncomfortable sex.  No one wants sex to be uncomfortable.

3.     LUBE LUBE LUBE
We cannot stress this enough.  Use plenty of lube.  Unlike the vagina and the mouth, the anus  does not provide its own moisture.  We recommend using a silicone based lube.  Silicone lasts longer than water based lubes and does not dry out or get yucky.  If you are using a latex safe condom, and it says “lubricated”, for the purpose of anal sex, the lube isn’t enough, so always add more.

4. Foreplay
Before you and your partner get started, play with your anus.  Insert a well lubricated object (just make sure there are no jagged edges ie fingernails, damaged toys) inside of you or have your partner massage the rim of your anus.  When you are both ready, consider exploring safe analingus (oral sex of the anus) with your partner – you can cut open a condom and place it over the opening of the anus to protect yourself from bacteria normally found in the anus.

5.  Watch those signs!

The prospect of having anal sex is as exciting for the giver as well as the receiver.  Make sure your partner proceeds with caution! When you are ready, your anus will relax to let you know, your partner should slowly insert a toy or their penis inside of you.  A penis, even a toy, is a large object to insert inside of an anus, so be patient.  It may seem like it is taking forever to completely enter you, but the rewards are well worth it.  After anal foreplay and you are relaxed enough allow your partner to enter you partially giving your body time to adjust to the size and fit.  Breathe slowly until you are relaxed and you feel yourself opening up more.  When you do open more, allow your partner to go deeper.  If you need a break, have your partner withdraw partially, then attempt re-entry going deeper with each stroke.

6.    The Experience
If at any time during anal sex, you feel extreme pain or discomfort, STOP.  That is your body telling you that you are at risk for damage.  Let your partner know that you need a break.  Take some time, and when you are ready, add more lube and go for it.  embracedesires.com does not endorse desensitizing products for anal sex.

7.  Play Time
Another way of preparing yourself for anal sex is to stretch your muscles yourself.  You can use butt plugs.  This is a wonderful way to easily welcome your partner inside of you.

8. Move
Anal sex doesn’t have to be performed in one position.  It is crucial that you find the position that is most comfortable for you to receive your partner.  For anal sex beginners, try starting out flat on your stomach.  Once you have accepted your partner and the pleasure takes over, switch positions, you may be surprised to find your anal sex experience is more pleasurable in a position different from the one you started out with.

9.     Rest Room
If after enjoying anal sex, you feel like going to the bathroom, Go.  Just don’t strain.

10.     Back to basics
After you and your partner revel in the pleasure that is anal sex, you see some “leftovers”, don’t panic.  This is natural.  Just go clean yourself off, better yet, make it a prelude to more.  Shower together and clean each other off.

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Happy New Year’s a Little Late

So for Christmas, I managed to get a few herniated discs which caused a pinched nerve.  Great!  Ok, the great doctors at the hospital must have known how naughty I was because I tried really hard as I limped into the emergency room to be nice.  Luckily for me, I have a face that is believable, because I was promptly given a shot of morphine, and prescriptions for some highly sought after oxycontin pain medications along with nerve and muscle relaxing drugs.  I was only awake a couple hours a day.

Fast forward, I realize that the New Year came in, the celebration of my child’s birthday has come and gone and instead of limping and dragging my foot in pain and discomfort, I found a chiropractor that realigned my back and gave me relief.

After hearing all of the jokes as to how my back was wrecked, and slowly being weaned off pain meds and their narcotic effects, I am back on track and getting ready for Valentine’s Day! 

Happy New Year!

 

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Cheat on Your Mate Without Getting Caught – Tips from the Cheaters

Committed relationships are not for everyone.  Occasionally you may find that your partner is lacking in one area or more but you aren’t totally ready to call it quits.  So you begin your search.  It’s like sending out your resume while you still have a job.  Lucky you!  Now you find yourself involved with two people.  Or maybe you know of someone in a similar situation but was caught too soon or was accused of  cheating and you thought, “Man! They should have done this or that”.  Well now here is your go to guide from cheaters to help keep from getting caught while cheating.

  1. Putting pass codes on your cell phones are a no-brainer nowadays, just don’t do it in front of your partner.

A.  When browsing the ‘net, be sure to use the “private browse” function on your computer.  It doesn’t store your history.

2. Make sure to put your cell phone on vibrate before you get around your lover, it is less conspicuous.  If your phone has a “silent” function, even better.  Sometimes the “vibrate” mode is too strong and you can actually ”hear” the vibrations.  It would suck to be you if you don’t respond.

3.  If you met your partner on any of the dating sites, or any social media site where others can leave comments on your page, make sure you:
A.  Let other people know you are in a relationship and acknowledge your commitment/devotion to your partner occasionally, this keeps your partner at bay for a while.
B.  Do not arrange dates with someone from the same site.   People have been known to plant bait – other people acting interested to see if their partner would fall for it.

4  Know your place and play your position.  You are the extra – the jump-off, not the main squeeze.  If you are the one they are cheating with, then make sure you and your partner have a plan mapped out in case of suspicion and/or confrontation and stick to your stories.

This will avoid conflict if ever you are contacted by the  main partner.  Do not say you are a cousin, or any type of relative.  That information can be too easily verified.

If you are ever caught together, use the “former colleague/boss when you were in high school” or in some cases, earlier story.

5.  If you are ever accused of cheating, do not admit guilt, ever. Accusations mean nothing.  Now if you do get busted (it’s because you didn’t read our tips on how NOT to get caught) accept responsibly for your actions and move on forward.

Never insult your mate’s intelligence by saying:

a.  it wasn’t you, but someone else, or

b.  it’s not what you think

6.  If your partner ever gives you electronic devices as a gift, disable them before you head out to meet your lover. GPS tracking capabilities are installed in virtually Everything.

7.  If you are cheating, this cannot be stressed enough. CASH is Not just KING, but an absolute REQUIREMENT.  Do not make purchases for your lover with your credit or debit card; do not pay for tickets or dinner with your card, EVER.  Taking the extra time to stop at the bank and make a withdrawal large enough, around the time you need to make a withdrawal just to have cash on hand so you don’t raise any eyebrows.

8.  Get a pre-paid cell phone that you can dump after your affair.  Keep it on silent and keep the phone away from your home.

9.  Avoid communications on social networking sites like Facebook with known former lovers. Facebook and the other sites have become the way for lonely individuals to attempt to reunite with old high school crushes. Even better – Do not even add them.

10.  Establish an alternate email address.  Use one of the many free email service providers not one you already use.  Ie, if you are known to use hotmail, create an msn email account, if you have msn, use yahoo!, and so on.

11.  Stop saving messages!  Yeah it’s nice and fun and sometimes erotic, to re-read and look at them, but get rid of the messages. Period. End of story.  You will avoid lots of headaches if your lover discovered them.

12.  If you live with your partner and make arrangements to go out with your lover, do not put on the good looking undergarments.  Put on the everyday ones. Take an extra set of underwear.  Find an excuse to go to the bathroom and change your underwear out your lovers view. Put on the “special underwear” you want to wear for your partner.  When you are finished with your rendezvous, put your regular undies back on and Mail your “special underwear” to yourself.  Ladies, wear a pantyliner in your regular “going back home” panties in case your love juices still happen to flow out of you.  Worried about smelling like sex or the condom?  Simple. Buy a sample sized bar of the soap you normally use at home, take it with you, use it after your loving, then Toss it away.

Hey, having extra lovers is more costly than you think.

13.  Condoms are a must.  For any sexual experience. Oral – use dental dams, or slice a condom lengthwise and cover the vagina or anus.  You don’t want to risk even  the slightest bit of suspicion.  Give head with the condom on.  Don’t get caught up in the moment thinking you want to taste your partner.  They are there for one purpose, to let you get off, not think they’re in love.

Make sure you use the same condoms with your new partner as you use with your boyfriend or girlfriend.  Buy Lots of them. It’s easier to count the number missing from a 3pack of condoms than it is to count those missing from several dozen.
Also, it’s ok, to:

  • Drop an open condom on the floor or have some other mishap with it.
  • accidentally put-on a condom the wrong way.  This way, the unexplained used condoms can be shrugged off by saying, oh baby, we sure went crazy.

14.  Keep your hairstyle low maintenance.  Ladies, we all know you want to look extra sexy for your intimate interludes, however, it’s one thing to throw your clothes back on, but it’s easier to jump in your car with your hair in a ponytail and still look coiffed.

Take it with you!  Your fluids.  Didn’t we learn anything from the Monica Lewinski/Bill Clinton scandal?  Any trysts outside of your relationship demands the additional purchase of portable sex gear!  Invest in moisture proof bedroom accessories that can be collected after your passionate night out.  No wet spots on the bed, no raised eyebrows.

Following these methods won’t guarantee you won’t get caught ever, it is how to get away with cheating on your mate a little longer.

It is a Lot of work maintaining covert relationships.  Communicate with your current partner.  Let them know what you really want.  Be sure you are really ready for the commitment to be in a relationship and the work it requires to maintain one.

Coming Soon:  How do you tell the person you think you love that their sexual performance is trash

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Top Ten Sexiest Animated Female Characters

Ah those adorable, lovable animated cartoon characters.  We all love them.  But don’t we pay just a little bit more attention to the femme fatales?  The sexy kick ass characters drawn with a bit of oomph.  The curvy cuties, the busty bombshells, and oh those gorgeous gams drawn on a cartoon will have most of us sitting right in front of the tv (I can hear my mother yelling to move back from it) and pay attention.  We are no different.  While we are all for empowering young women to embrace their individual bodies, we find it intriguing that curves count in cartoons.

#10 The Chiquita Banana Lady

Yes, her! The sexiest cartoon commercial made! When you heard her inviting sensual accent and saw her curvy legs, you wanted to go down south and get some fresh juicy fruit of your own. How could you go wrong?  Sexy legs with a perfect phallic symbol.

#9  Josie and the Pussycats

Maybe it was the mod fashions.  Maybe it was their intelligence.  Maybe it was because they had the word pussy in their name that made them so sexy.  Whatever it was, Josie and the Pussycats sang their way to our lis

#8 She – Ra

She is more than He-Man‘s twin sister.  She is the princess of Power, and she swings a mean sword!

Check out her little skirt begging you to peek under. I doubt any of those rebel rousers from the Evil Horde would have dared to do so.

#7 Carmen San Diego

Carmen took whatever she wanted and got away EVERY TIME, c’mon that’s a bad chick, and didn’t you always wonder just what was under that trench coat anyway? Not even a little?

#6  Tinkerbell

She’s a little neurotic about her man, yes. Okay, maybe she went overboard trying to eliminate her competition.  Love will make you do crazy things. But those wings, that little dress that obviously was torn in a seductive romp between her and Peter, we cannot forget those innocent looking doe eyes.

#5 Cinderella

No, not that Cinderella, the Cinderella that sang, “Oh Wolfie”. Her name was actually Red, guess none of the guys cared enough to ask her name, the only important thing was she was the hot red head. Oh yeah.  “All chicks go crazy for a certain burly wolf”  She ain’t lying!! She went from nice to naughty and back again. Howwlll!

#4 Wonder Woman

Is there really any wonder about this woman?  Killer curves, an amazing suit that always stays in place and not to mention those bracelet cuffs with her lightning speed to deflect everything that came at her with a swat of her elbows.

#3 Storm

“I am a woman, a mutant, a thief, an X-Men, a lover, a wife, a queen. I am all these things. I am Storm, and for me, there are no such things as limits ”

An African priestess descendant with natural white hair, blue eyes AND a banging body? Oh you go girl!

#2 Betty Boop

Oh the gams on her! No doubt she is a classic Betty!  There is no way anyone can resist a woman whose hair has been tousled a bit and who is showing her garters.  Naughty naughty Betty.

#1 Jessica Rabbit

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”.  Yeah right.  Why don’t you do right and admit it, we still love you.


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Anal Sex Tips – Your Guide to Entering Through the Rear

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You’ve been considering giving anal sex a try, but you weren’t sure if you will enjoy it.

Relax; the anus is full of sensitive nerve endings that feel amazing when stimulated by a tongue, finger, penis, or toy. Before engaging in anal sex, you should be completely prepared – mentally and physically. Foreplay before anal sex is not only fun, but downright necessary.
Here are our top ten tips for enjoying anal sex:

1. Cleanliness is… Important

You want all of your intimate moments to be memorable, especially your anal sex experience. You just don’t want to remember any brown residue after your partner withdraws from your anus. This residue could be fecal matter and/or a combination of fecal matter and mucus membranes. There isn’t much you can do to eliminate your mucus membranes, but you can control your bowels. Prior to engaging in anal sex include a diet high in fiber to keep your colon clean. Short on time? Try using an anal douche or enema about an hour before intercourse. This will allow any remaining fluid from the enema or douche to exit your body making your experience more comfortable. Remember, you can jump into the shower afterward to refresh yourself and your partner.

2. Keep it Wet

By wet, we mean your intestines. Drink plenty of water. This may sound silly but, when you don’t drink enough water, your body becomes dehydrated. Water hydrates your intestines and helps elimination by producing softer stools. If you are dehydrated you may become constipated. Constipation = Uncomfortable sex. No one wants sex to be uncomfortable.

3. LUBE LUBE LUBE

We cannot stress this enough. Use plenty of lube. Unlike the vagina and the mouth, the anus does not provide its own moisture. We recommend using a silicone based lube. Silicone lasts longer than water based lubes and does not dry out or get yucky. If you are using a latex safe condom, and it says “lubricated”, for the purpose of anal sex, the lube isn’t enough, so always add more.

4. Foreplay

Before you and your partner get started, play with your anus. Insert a well lubricated object (just make sure there are no jagged edges ie fingernails, damaged sex toys) inside of you or have your partner massage the rim of your anus. When you are both ready, consider exploring safe analingus (oral sex of the anus) with your partner – if you do not have any dental dams, you can cut open a condom lengthwise and place it over the opening of the anus to protect yourself from bacteria normally found in the anus.

5. Watch those signs!

The prospect of having anal sex is as exciting for the giver as well as the receiver. Make sure your partner proceeds with caution! When you are ready, your anus will relax to let you know. Your partner should slowly insert a toy like the Little Flirt by Tantus or their penis inside of you. A penis, even a toy, is a large object to insert inside of an anus, so be patient. It may seem like it is taking forever to completely enter you, but the rewards are well worth it. After anal foreplay and you are relaxed enough, allow your partner to enter you partially giving your body time to adjust to the size and fit. Breathe slowly until you are relaxed and you feel yourself opening up more. When you do open more, allow your partner to go deeper. If you need a break, have your partner withdraw partially, then attempt re-entry going deeper with each stroke.

6. The Experience

If at any time during anal sex, you feel extreme pain or discomfort, STOP. That is your body telling you that you are at risk for damage. Let your partner know that you need a break. Take some time, and when you are ready, add more lube and go for it.

7. Play Time

Another way of preparing yourself for anal sex is to stretch your muscles yourself. You can use butt plugs. This is a wonderful way to easily welcome your partner inside of you.

8. Move

Anal sex doesn’t have to be performed in one position. It is crucial that you find the position that is most comfortable for you to receive your partner. For anal sex beginners, try starting out flat on your stomach. Once you have accepted your partner and the pleasure takes over, switch positions, you may be surprised to find your anal sex experience is more pleasurable in a position different from the one you started out with.

9. Rest Room

If after enjoying anal sex, you feel like going to the bathroom, Go. Just don’t strain.

10. Back to basics

After you and your partner revel in the pleasure that is anal sex, you see some “leftovers”, don’t panic. This is natural. Just go clean yourself off, better yet, make it a prelude to more. Shower together, clean each other off and go back for more.

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Improving the Taste of Sex – Leaving a Bad Taste in Someone’s Mouth Is NOT the Way to Get Ahead

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You are what you eat… How your diet affects your secretions.

Semen is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body. It is a fact that your secretions’ taste can be improved with a few simple diet changes. Diet has a major influence on the taste of your most sensual bodily fluids. Just as sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal, your secretions will also reflect the spices in its taste.

The make up of semen

Semen is made up of 90% seminal fluids including fructose, protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients. The pH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes acidic.

Make it Sweeter to Swallow

With semen as well as vaginal secretions, the goal is to have a sweeter taste. Everyone has a taste that is unique to them, and sometimes the taste is bitter or salty, a major complaint. you want to improve its taste.

Tips to improve your secretions:

1. Eliminate all self induced pollutants: alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs, and nicotine. Not only do they prematurely age you, they also have a direct effect on how you taste.

2. Flush often. Drink LOTS of water to flush out the toxins in your body. 1 – 2 Liters is preferred.

3. Get Fresh. Eat plenty of fresh fruit each day to help sweeten your secretions. Good choices are: pineapples, papayas, cranberries, melons, mango, apples, kiwi, strawberries, grapes, and bananas. These are a few suggestions, but adding them to your diet now, will speed the process of neutralizing and improving your taste.

4. Go Raw. Eat plenty of fresh vegetables, preferably in their natural, raw state. While it is believed that vegetarians have better tasting secretions, there are some vegetables to avoid: Any vegetable from the cabbage family, including cauliflower and broccoli.

5. Avoid Red Meat. Eating red meat is one of the main offenders when it comes to making secretions taste bitter and/or salty. Dairy products such as milk and cheese are another culprit. Although fish has been reported to affect your taste, it is such a vital addition to one’s diet that you should opt for omega rich fish.

6. Reduce the amount of heavy spices such as garlic and onions. These delicious aromatics are high in sulfur which make them big offenders.

7. Some manufacturers claim to have products on the market designed to improve the taste of your sensual secretions. These are simply fruit and vegetable extracts that you must take on a regular basis. If you eat the fresh fruit and vegetables as we recommend, over time, you will achieve similar results.

8. Go Green. Parsley, wheatgrass, celery and mint are particularly recommended for sweeter secretion taste due to their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint, and lemon are also recommended for making secretions taste better.

10. Undue Process. The speed and availability of processed or junk foods are loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and adversely affect the taste of your secretions. Reduce the amount of processed foods you consume.

The ultimate goal is to improve the taste of your sensual secretions so your partner will enjoy your taste. This takes time and patience. Try to consume more foods that are from the Earth. Eat natural foods as often as possible. If you feel that you must swallow a pill to boost the taste, consider a zinc and selenium supplement. Men and women can greatly benefit from following these simple and easy tips.

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Coconut Oil for Your Coochie?

Did you know that Coconut oil has been described as “the healthiest oil on earth.”  I am all for all things natural or healthy, and naturally healthy and usually only apply coconut oil to my body and hair.  So I did a little Googling and discovered that coconut oil is good for ALL of your skin.  So I began a little experiment, and to my pleasure found that applying coconut oil to your pubic area is a nice addition to your sexual health.

Take a trip to your favorite organic/health food store and purchase Extra Virgin COCONUT Oil.  After your shower, apply liberally over your thirsty vagina.  You will be amazed at how your skin absorbs the oil.

Coconut oil contains lauric acid, capric acid and caprylic acid, and it has properties such as antimicrobial, antioxidant, antifungal, antibacterial, soothing, etc.  Coconut oil is an excellent massage oil for the skin, as well as an effective moisturizer on all types of skins including dry skin. There are no adverse side effects on the skin with the application of coconut oil. Coconut oil therefore is a safe solution for preventing dryness and flaking of skin. It also delays wrinkles, and sagging of skin which normally becomes prominent with age. Coconut oil also helps in preventing premature aging and degenerative diseases due to its antioxidant properties. Coconut oil also helps in treating various skin problems including psoriasis, dermatitis, eczema and other skin infections. So why not use it on your pubic area?  It gives it a nice tropical scent.

  • Applied topically helps to form a chemical barrier on the skin to ward of infection.
  • Softens skin and helps relieve dryness and flaking.
  • Promotes healthy looking hair and complexion.
  • Reduces inflammation.
  • Supports tissue healing and repair.
  • Functions as a protective antioxidant.
  • Supports the natural chemical balance of the skin.
  • Prevents wrinkles, sagging skin, and age spots.
  • Provides protection from damaging effects of ultraviolet radiation from the sun.
  • Kills viruses that cause herpes, measles, hepatitis C, SARS, AIDS, and other illnesses.
  • Kills bacteria that cause ulcers, throat infections, urinary tract infections, gum disease and cavities, pneumonia, and gonorrhea, and other diseases.
  • Kills fungi and yeasts that cause candidiasis, thrush, and other infections.

Disclaimer: This article is for information purposes only and should not be used for the diagnosis or treatment of medical conditions. *Do not use coconut oil if you are allergic to nuts.

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Bling Out Your Bikini – A Sexy Surprise for Your Mate

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Tattoos, I just love them.  I also love shiny jewels.  Diamonds, rhinestones, pretty glass, you name it, if it shines brightly, I want it.

Vajazzle has sexy rhinestone tattoos to bling out your bikini with people like me in mind.  I know we don’t use the term bling, but I had to put it there just to let you know how sparkly you can make your lady parts.  But to put one “down there”?  When I first discovered you can now have beautiful Swarovski stones as temporary tattoos adorning your private parts, I thought, “ok, now THAT is a possibility.”  I love shiny things.  I will try almost anything to up the ante on my sexy “oh you are a bad bitch” meter.

It’s about 5 a.m. in the morning and what am I thinking of?  The alluring sparkle that now embellishes my pubic mons.  They were easy to apply and surprisingly comfortable.  I couldn’t feel them on my skin.  It was like they belonged there.

Anyone can just lay with their partner and offer a clean, hair free kitty, but it takes a woman with bit of spunk to surprise her lover with the extra step of personal grooming.  Taking the additional step to have the removable tattoo affixed to my smooth hair free skin after I was waxed by my expert esthetician and waxologist Judth of Wax Bar Salon was maybe a few minutes, but who cares when you are in good company and you know it will be definitely rewarding.  At least I was satisfied.

When the time came for the “reveal” I watched my partner’s reaction as I slowly undressed for him, and as he saw what I revealed to him, I could see his eyes light up as if it were the holidays and his manhood rose to well received heights.

Sensuality is a gift and I have it.  It is the present you can bestow upon your partner at a moments notice (we’re talking little things like love notes, music and other romantic goodies)  Give your partner the surprise of bling with tens of (sometimes more) shiny stones brilliantly decorating your mound of Venus.

As beautiful as my newly decorated vagina was, we had to be pretty creative so we wouldn’t disturb the design. I didn’t mind one bit.

The hardest part is deciding what design to get next.

Buy your own set of Vajazzle tattoos here

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