Masturbation.  The simple art of self-pleasure in the confines of secluded and private locations  has landed some people in a lot of hot water.  Recently, a woman was reportedly left red faced and bare bottomed after she reportedly crashes her Mini Cooper into the back of an M & J Seafood van.  Fortunately, or unfortunately, the newly hired driver for M & J Seafood Specialists was driving a vehicle which came equipped with a rear facing camera and caught EVERYTHING.

The driver was called into the office and was afraid of getting fired due to the accident. He’d been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.
“The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said ‘Have you seen this?’. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.”
The business, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: “The matter is in the hands of our insurers.”

According to reports from the Maravi Post, and the Brobible the anonymous woman quickly closed her pants and put away her Rampant BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) and left the scene.

Not so fortunate for Stephen Theyer, a 44 year old serial flasher, who was locked up for nine months after he was seen masturbating on two occasions in a waiting room.