Improving Relationships, One Fucking Couple at a Time

Improving Relationships, One Fucking Couple at a Time



Blow His Mind – 8 Surefire Tips to Give a Toe Curling Blow Job

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We still have discussions about it even to this day.  What is the one complaint that men have when it comes to receiving oral sex?  This topic even had a few us girls at happy hour wondering if we were performing it perfectly (we all think we are Super Duper at it) or are our partners just there for the ride. So we’ve asked a few real men in our Facebook page what would be the perfect way for a woman to perform fellatio.  The top complaint men had were TEETH.  Do people still have problems buffering those pearly whites?  Apparently so.  So here’s what the fellas are saying:

  • Watch your teeth!  Must you still be reminded?  OK. Many people don’t  like to have their sensitive skin scraped against when they are in the throes of passion.  Here’s a tip to prevent grinding against your partners magic stick.  Let your mouth fill with spit (yes the wetter, the better).  Pull your lips under your teeth as if you need to shave your upper lip and go down, down baby.
  • Offer to give head – Be warned:  You must be confident to do this.  Confidence is sexy.  Although this may seem simple enough to do, but a lot of men still feel like they have to ask for oral pleasure.  Besides, when you’re exceptional at your talents, show off! Who can turn down a great offer.
  • Take it to the top – The head of the penis is extremely sensitive.  Use your tongue to firmly caress the entire bulbous mound.  Unlike some women who prefer a gentle approach, men tend to prefer a more vigorous touch.
  • Juggling acts belong in the circus – But ball juggling in the bedroom is ok. Just be easy on his nuts.  We hear they are very sensitive.  You can gently, and we cannot stress this enough, gently massage his balls with your hands (this is the juggling part), but too much and you may find your aggressive attempt at seduction leaving your partner quivering in pain. Think more like shifting his balls in one hand.
  • Please keep your hands inside the ride When you have the skill to delicately massage his balls in your mouth, remember to stroke the shaft.  Keep your well lubricated hands all over him.
  • Send a bing-bong to his ding dong.  When you have him inside of your hot, wet mouth make some noise.  No, not any kind of noise.  Don’t worry about what your mother said about making noise while you have something in your mouth.  Make a delicious sound of slurping and humming and moaning you get while you are licking and sucking.  Wait, we need a break… Ok, what were we talking about?  Oh yeah, you want your partner into it, so you need to be into it as well.  A nice hum from your mouth while performing oral sex can simulate the gentle vibration he would get from a male vibrator.
  • Go for a happy ending.  Put it in your mouth.  Not into swallowing your partner’s load? Play with his cum in your mouth.  Blow big semen filled bubbles.  Or let him release himself on you.  It’s like they get to see their hot naughty fluids for the first time.
  • BONUS:  Rub it in.  Go on, rub his semen on you.  Using his semi erect penis, massage all of his creamy semen all over your face.  This bold seductive act shows him that you love every inch of him.  If you’re daring, you can even lightly tap your face if he is still leaking to get every last drop

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Spasms and Orgasms

I had this wonderful realization about head. It is so much more enjoyable when you actually give a damn about the person (go figure)! I get quite turned on knowing that he is enjoying himself and I am the cause. He loves it especially when I venture down to his nether regions without him hinting, or asking, or begging or…you get the picture,
Back then, head was never a big deal to me, I was neither for or against it. I now find myself enjoying it more and more the longer he and I are together. In the bedroom– or any room we vacate at the moment– I immediately take charge, I usually switch up my methods of attack each time we do ”the do”, but slobbin’ the knob is one of the best ways to go! 
Already confident in my technique (’cause practice makes perfect) I straddle him, and make sweet little trails of kisses, nips and nibbles downward til I reach my destination. I take him in my mouth all sexy like, looking at him, my eyes commanding his to watch me. I don’t do the spit thing like they do in porn, it grosses me out, however I do believe that dry or even a semi dry erection is horrible, so I let it sit in my mouth while it builds up saliva and I am literally SALIVATING over him. Once he’s nice and moist, I continue to go to work.
I make real good sloppy slurping noises, and moan like he is the most delicious thing I have ever tasted, but proceed with caution though, too much enthusiasm causes excitement and he will buck and thrust in your mouth (trust me) but remember, you’re in control, and you can nip that in the bud by placing a firm– not crushing– grip with your hand to remind him who’s boss.
And since we have now added the almighty hand into the equation, it would only be fair to call on a little teamwork. I keep my hand in a steady rhythm, not too fast, just enough to keep him vocal. Now that we’re in the rhythmic simualtion stage, my mouth becomes the most powerfully used in combination with my hand, with my attention mainly focused on the tip and the frenulum, the most sensitive part of the penis (on a side note ladies and maybe a few gentlemen: the frenulum is the thin. nerve-rich membrane that attaches- or – attached if he’s been circumsized – the foreskin to the head and shaft of the penis.)
I maintain my firm grip on the base and keep my lips over the tip, as I start working my head up and down over aforementioned frenulum, little known fact, but that action will naturally create suction. No need for deep throating here, cause that trick alone already has him jerking and twisting and stifling moans!
The moment of truth, he let’s me know he’s almost there and my pace doesn’t let up. Now many people don’t like it but as I mentioned before, I’ve come to enjoy pleasing him, so he let’s me have it, and I take it all in, and what really puts the nail on the coffin is to keep sucking for a few seconds after he’s finished, and looky, looky 8..9…10 DING it’s a knockout!

How Brushing My Teeth Improved My Blow Job Skills

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People ask all the time, “How do you give good head?” and “How do you keep from gagging?”  I tell them that I learned from unusual sources.  I’m no expert on oral sex, but I  learned mostly by brushing my teeth.

I had a hairy partner who used to give so much instruction on how he wanted it done that I felt like I

was in school.  After what I thought was a less than mediocre fellatio performance, I would always go into the bathroom to brush my teeth to get his little hairs and him out of my mouth.  I brushed and brushed and brushed.   Not so much for oral hygiene, although I did want to get him out of my mouth, but partly because I could practice my gag reflex while brushing my tongue.  It was either practice in private, or practice on too many guys who would not appreciate my efforts.  So armed with my toothbrush and my ego, I  would take my toothbrush and brush the back of my tongue so far back, I would almost throw up.  I did it so much that eventually, I was able to hit the little bally thing in the back of my throat without gagging.

Next, I would wet my mouth to get my lips and entire mouth dripping wet.  Yes it is sexy they way the water drips down.  Then I would stretch my lips and open my mouth as wide as I could while trying to look sexy.  Don’t waste your time, there’s nothing sexy about that look.

Then came the part my dentist could appreciate.  I brushed my teeth.  You know some people would keep the foam from building in their mouth because it looks nasty?  Well that wasn’t me.  The foamier, the better.  That’s when I practiced my “slurps”  I would spit the frothy spit over the sink, then slurp it back up.  Yep, it was that simple.

After all of that diligent oral hygiene, I was ready for the next time.  When the next time came, I was nervous I had dry mouth.  So I popped a curiously strong mint into my mouth and went to town.  I forgot to spit the mint out.   WHOA!  As soon as my mouth went down on his head, I knew that I had him! He moaned in what could only be ecstasy and I watched his toes curl, his hips thrust strongly and his moaning grunts of passion urging me to keep going.  My ego had skyrocketed and I remembered the tips I got from my dear Gay friends.  Boldly I put both hands on him and they went to work stroking him like I was twisting and churning butter.  My hands had a mind of their own.  It was as if they were working independently , yet together with my mouth.  Again my dear ego jumps in and want to show off.  I suck in my cheeks to get a mouthful of spit, cup my hands and fill them with all the wetness my mouth can produce and spit, not that dainty dribble either, I mean really spit all that moisture on him so I can stroke his head and shaft smoothly.  That’s when I would confidently, with the experience of a pro, delight and entertain him by lifting his penis ever so gently and inhaled his balls in my mouth.  Captivating him with my newly

Gently place the balls in your mouth and hum

found blowjob skills. Caressing his nuts in my mouth as if they were delicate quails’ eggs all while moaning, slurping & humming to my own beat.

Did I look up at him like they did in the porno’s?  Well, before I was armed with this powerful oral awareness — No, I mean what would I look at him for?  But now?  Hell yeah.  I glance up, not to really look to see “if” I’m doing a good job or “if” he is enjoying my performance.  I glance up to look at him and let my eyes tell him, “yeah, I know I’m amazing”.

I guess you’re wondering what happens when he finishes?  Do I swallow?  The answer depends on my mood.  Sometimes, I like to see my handiwork and let him shoot it wherever (I, too believe it’s great for the skin)  and rub it in or play with it.  Other times, I swallow.  The trick to that is, let him see it in your mouth first.  Your mouth will naturally water up the longer you hold it in your mouth, which will make it easier to swallow.  After you got it all down, open wide and show, “All gone.”


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