We still have discussions about it even to this day. What is the one complaint that men have when it comes to receiving oral sex? This topic even had a few us girls at happy hour wondering if we were performing it perfectly (we all think we are Super Duper at it) or are our partners just there for the ride. So we’ve asked a few real men in our Facebook page what would be the perfect way for a woman to perform fellatio. The top complaint men had were TEETH. Do people still have problems buffering those pearly whites? Apparently so. So here’s what the fellas are saying:
- Watch your teeth! Must you still be reminded? OK. Many people don’t like to have their sensitive skin scraped against when they are in the throes of passion. Here’s a tip to prevent grinding against your partners magic stick. Let your mouth fill with spit (yes the wetter, the better). Pull your lips under your teeth as if you need to shave your upper lip and go down, down baby.
- Offer to give head – Be warned: You must be confident to do this. Confidence is sexy. Although this may seem simple enough to do, but a lot of men still feel like they have to ask for oral pleasure. Besides, when you’re exceptional at your talents, show off! Who can turn down a great offer.
- Take it to the top – The head of the penis is extremely sensitive. Use your tongue to firmly caress the entire bulbous mound. Unlike some women who prefer a gentle approach, men tend to prefer a more vigorous touch.
- Juggling acts belong in the circus – But ball juggling in the bedroom is ok. Just be easy on his nuts. We hear they are very sensitive. You can gently, and we cannot stress this enough, gently massage his balls with your hands (this is the juggling part), but too much and you may find your aggressive attempt at seduction leaving your partner quivering in pain. Think more like shifting his balls in one hand.
- Please keep your hands inside the ride When you have the skill to delicately massage his balls in your mouth, remember to stroke the shaft. Keep your well lubricated hands all over him.
- Send a bing-bong to his ding dong. When you have him inside of your hot, wet mouth make some noise. No, not any kind of noise. Don’t worry about what your mother said about making noise while you have something in your mouth. Make a delicious sound of slurping and humming and moaning you get while you are licking and sucking. Wait, we need a break… Ok, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, you want your partner into it, so you need to be into it as well. A nice hum from your mouth while performing oral sex can simulate the gentle vibration he would get from a male vibrator.
- Go for a happy ending. Put it in your mouth. Not into swallowing your partner’s load? Play with his cum in your mouth. Blow big semen filled bubbles. Or let him release himself on you. It’s like they get to see their hot naughty fluids for the first time.
- BONUS: Rub it in. Go on, rub his semen on you. Using his semi erect penis, massage all of his creamy semen all over your face. This bold seductive act shows him that you love every inch of him. If you’re daring, you can even lightly tap your face if he is still leaking to get every last drop
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