Improving Relationships, One Fucking Couple at a Time

Improving Relationships, One Fucking Couple at a Time


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A Few of Our Favorite Things

People have asked us what are some of our all time favorites.  Now that isn’t really fair, because we believe that all of the products we offer are great and we would definitely try each one of them as soon as we could.  But, we must admit we do have our favorites and decided to share them with you.

Liberator Fascinator Throe (“Big Red” as we affectionately call it)

This lil cover really sucks!  In a good way.  It disguises itself as a boudoir throw blanket.  But it is so much more.  It’s soft.  It’s sensual fabric makes you want to lay on it.  It’s THIRSTY!  It absorbs your love juices the way you wish your sheets would.  Just lay your throe on top of your bed before playtime and it really absorbs the juices that your or your matter have squirted, or skeeted. We love it because when you want to recuperate in between sex rounds, you can just move the Fascinator Throe and no one has to lay in the wet spot.  When your up for round 2 (or more – lucky you!) Your Liberator Fascinator Throe is ready and eager to drink you up.

Kyng condoms.
We were a little skeptical at Lifestyles coming out with its own line of condoms made specifically for larger men.  The packaging looked like it was going to be a regular size condom, with a regular size fit.  But when he put it on and said that it was more comfortable and had less residue than the Trojan brand Magnum condom (“I don’t know what type of lube they put on the Magnums, but you gotta use gasoline to get It off”)  we used to use, I knew this was going to be the King in our condom stash.

Vajazzle Body jewelry
Of our many sensual addictions, we have to admit, getting a Brazilian wax is definitely one of them, followed by us adorning our lady bits with rows and rows of a temporary tattoo made up of sparkling studs. There is something sensually exciting about being able to view the entire vagina in all of its plump moistness during foreplay.  Having your vajayjay accented by Vajazzling it with Swarovski crystals is very High on our list.

Swiss Navy Lube
Nothing says loving like a healthy dose of anal sex.  And when we indulge, we reach for two products:

1. Adventure Fresh Orange Anal Relaxing Spray.

It must be the delicious sultry scent of Oranges and Clove that really relaxes us or maybe, it works that well.  Anywho, we love it

2.  The Bottle of Swiss Navy Lube.  Hell, if the boys out to sea were to use this… Ok, must stay focused.  But Swiss Navy lube is the TRUTH!!!!

It lubes up that ass and you don’t have to constantly reapply – that just destroys the fun anyway!

When it comes to Restraints, we have a “tie”
LELO Etherea Silk Cuffs (right)

Incoqnito Neck Tie (below)

These are just a few of our favorite things.  We will surely update our list as we add more awesome “sexcessories” to the website.

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Bling Out Your Bikini – A Sexy Surprise for Your Mate

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Tattoos, I just love them.  I also love shiny jewels.  Diamonds, rhinestones, pretty glass, you name it, if it shines brightly, I want it.

Vajazzle has sexy rhinestone tattoos to bling out your bikini with people like me in mind.  I know we don’t use the term bling, but I had to put it there just to let you know how sparkly you can make your lady parts.  But to put one “down there”?  When I first discovered you can now have beautiful Swarovski stones as temporary tattoos adorning your private parts, I thought, “ok, now THAT is a possibility.”  I love shiny things.  I will try almost anything to up the ante on my sexy “oh you are a bad bitch” meter.

It’s about 5 a.m. in the morning and what am I thinking of?  The alluring sparkle that now embellishes my pubic mons.  They were easy to apply and surprisingly comfortable.  I couldn’t feel them on my skin.  It was like they belonged there.

Anyone can just lay with their partner and offer a clean, hair free kitty, but it takes a woman with bit of spunk to surprise her lover with the extra step of personal grooming.  Taking the additional step to have the removable tattoo affixed to my smooth hair free skin after I was waxed by my expert esthetician and waxologist Judth of Wax Bar Salon was maybe a few minutes, but who cares when you are in good company and you know it will be definitely rewarding.  At least I was satisfied.

When the time came for the “reveal” I watched my partner’s reaction as I slowly undressed for him, and as he saw what I revealed to him, I could see his eyes light up as if it were the holidays and his manhood rose to well received heights.

Sensuality is a gift and I have it.  It is the present you can bestow upon your partner at a moments notice (we’re talking little things like love notes, music and other romantic goodies)  Give your partner the surprise of bling with tens of (sometimes more) shiny stones brilliantly decorating your mound of Venus.

As beautiful as my newly decorated vagina was, we had to be pretty creative so we wouldn’t disturb the design. I didn’t mind one bit.

The hardest part is deciding what design to get next.

Buy your own set of Vajazzle tattoos here

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Body Art: Beautiful Tattoos…Temporary Designs

When we saw the Skyn Couture Temporary Tattoos, we knew we had to offer them.  According to their bio, SKYN Couture is a high quality temporary tattoo collection unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. These are not your traditional temporary tattoos, they are high fashion tattoo designs that look and feel extremely realistic…just like a real tattoo.
Now you can get a beautiful tattoo without the commitment, and without any regret. 

Fashion isn’t permanent, why should your tattoos be” is the motto of this absolutely amazing line of temporary tattoos called Skyn Couture and it is going to blow your mind! They are so realistic looking, that you just might fool tattoo aficionados!

Skyn Coutoure Temporary Tattoo

  • Super Sexy
  • Easy to Apply and remove
  • Look completely realistic
  • Last up to 5 days
  • Waterproof

Designed to compete with high end luxury temporary tattoos without the luxury price tag, each Skyn Couture design is made with the highest quality inks and adhesives, allowing you to express your naughty side, when you feel like being naughty!

Skyn Coutoure and VajazzlingWear them for:

  • Pool Parties
  • Halloween
  • Birthdays and Anniversaries
  • Girls Night Out
  • Hiding Scars or Stretch Marks

Because we all have a little naughty in us!

Being naughty never looked so sexy!  You can now get a variety of styles from

Coming Soon:

Skyn Couture Temporary TattoosSkyn Couture Coy Fish Temporary Tattoos

Ingredients: Acrylic copolymer, propylene glycol, surfactant, black iron oxide, FD&C red no. 7 calcium lake, FD&C yellow no. 5 aluminum lake, FD&C yellow #6 aluminum lake, FD&C blue no. 1 aluminum lake, may contain titanium dioxide

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