I’m feeling like a kid in a candy store. Or perhaps more like a sex addict in a sex toy shop. Man, was I excited to find out that we would be carrying the Booty Parlor brand once again. Especially that Pink Caviar Body Scrub with Pheromones!
I mean, I love eating caviar. It reminds me of the lavish holiday parties my former fiance’ would take me to and I would find the servers with the tiny cucumber rounds with a dollop of creme fraiche, topped with caviar and sipping on champagne all while wearing over priced lingerie. mmmmm. deliciously decadent.
Every time I think of caviar, or have some to snack on, I anticipate incredible sex. Go figure. Perhaps that is why I became so turned on when I saw the caviar scrub by Booty Parlor. Caviar AND pheromones, together? What better combination? After all, caviar is filled with essential minerals and nutrients as it makes your skin look great. Then you have the pheromones attracting the attention of a potential suitor, hey, what could be better?
Ok, so I love the decadent, the luxurious, and the extravagant. I deserve it all and so do you. That is why we are proud to offer Booty Parlor to you.